So as many of you may know, I was away all last week for state volleyball...

Now all of this was organised by a guy called derek (his mates call him dez)...Now for starters he had us travelling there with accomodation and shit for 1250 bucks....my coach had our team for less than a grand but we were told we had to go with the u/17 girls.....so that way homo...

So we flied out at 6:20 staurday morning....that was okay I spose...then we got a bus from sydney to canberra (its slightly cheaper to fly to sydney..OMFG)....We got to the accomodation, after taking a detour accross the Sydney Harbour bridge because we could and stopping at a Macca's along the way.......TRhe accomodation was absolute shit..we had room with 2 sets of bunks....with heating that we couldnt change..and a tv with selective paytv channels....There were 5 showers each floor (and about 30 rooms each floor)....and one SMALL kitchen for all 3 floors of the place to use......that was fucked..we had to spend lots of money getting take away because the kitchen was always full.......

BUt anyway put all that aside..the real problem was the trip back.....dez had us on a 8:20pm flight from sydney so HE could go sight seeing (being completely ignorant of the fact that we were all fucked from playing a week of volleyball.....) but anyway, he and the girls team went up at 8am that morning.........us guys checked out at 10 then went up...we got there about 2pm....we had made a few stops on the way...

After getting there we had fuck all to do as it was a sunday evening...So we went and got monorail tokens...and sat on the same monorail for about 1 1/2 hours (6 full circuits).....and then after that went back to the bus and drove off to the airport...we got ot eh airport about 6.....checked in....went and got food and drink..sat in the lounge for about an hour then hopped on our plane.....this would have been fine except we were all fucked from drinking the night before...

So we have arrived at hobart at 10:20pm and tried landing....3 times....with no avail, there was too much fog...So insetad we went to launceston airport...and got the landing ont he second time (the first time there was no tail wind)...so we have landed and we have all had to get on busses to go to the hobart airport...We got there about 2:30 am...and we were all thinking how much of a massive homo cunt dez is at this point....so anyway I got home about 3...and had about 5 hours sleep before waking up as ive fealt sick for about the last 24 hours.....


So all in all I just wanted to bitch about how much of a fuckstick big dez is........The volleyball playing was great though